Iron Man 3
Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
i can’t deal with this
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